{"id":1583,"date":"2014-02-19T01:11:53","date_gmt":"2014-02-19T01:11:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/?p=1583"},"modified":"2014-02-19T01:16:47","modified_gmt":"2014-02-19T01:16:47","slug":"day-off-part-1-the-abomintion-mr-thundercat-goes-to-the-vet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/2014\/02\/19\/day-off-part-1-the-abomintion-mr-thundercat-goes-to-the-vet\/","title":{"rendered":"day off, part 1: The Abomination, Mr. Thunder(cat) goes to the vet."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t take much time off and I hope the following two part series will help to illustrate why.<\/p>\n<p>I work up this morning at about the same time I do on a regular day &#8211; except I didn&#8217;t feel regular. I felt like a facehugger had made out with me in my sleep and an alien was going to burst through some part of my body.<\/p>\n<p>Anticipating trouble, I went downstairs only long enough to get a candle and a lighter. I figured the candle on it&#8217;s own would be useful since I don&#8217;t have a fan in the bathroom and if this was demonic indigestion, well, the candle might help there too.<\/p>\n<p>What follows is so unspeakable that I won&#8217;t speak about it. I will, however, say that Thunder(cat) wandered in and then quickly ran back out. There are some things even my little furry warrior can&#8217;t handle.<\/p>\n<p>When I was as stable as I expected to get, I took some pepto and got dressed for the day.<\/p>\n<p>I pulled the car out of the garage and eyed the driveway as it warmed up. I have a front wheel drive car and last night&#8217;s snowmageddon (yes, it&#8217;s a real word) had covered the drive in several inches of doom.<\/p>\n<p>I got Thunder into his cat carrier, covered up the front with a towel, and loaded him into the car. The vet is only a few minutes away from my house, but I had trouble just getting off my street. A neighbor helped shovel out my tires when I got stuck and Thunder and I were on our way.<\/p>\n<p>Thunder(cat) didn&#8217;t seem to mind the carrier &#8211; but he hates car rides. He let out a series of plaintive wailing meows the entire way there and there was no consoling him. I got him in the vets office where he settled down a bit &#8211; though he did hiss at one of the cats that lived there and got too close to the carrier.<\/p>\n<p>When we got him in the exam room, he didn&#8217;t want to come out of the carrier. The vet and I took the carrier apart and Thunder got an exam &#8211; and his teeth checked.<\/p>\n<p>My cat has gingivitis.<\/p>\n<p>While we talked about getting him in for a cleaning, the assistant came in to trim his claws.<\/p>\n<p>When I say that &#8220;he didn&#8217;t care for that&#8221;, it would be in much the same way that Ohio State fans don&#8217;t care for Michigan.<\/p>\n<p>Still, the vet praised him for being such a good cat. I held Thunder while the vet went to get the shots and then administered them. Thunder was reasonably calm about that &#8211; but it may be that he was just too stressed out to care. I got the carrier back together and paid the bill.<\/p>\n<p>Just before I left I asked the vet if there was anything to the &#8220;pets sense when owners are hurt and try to help&#8221;. He implied that there was and I felt at once better about Thunder &#8211; and guilty because he had dental problems.<\/p>\n<p>I got Thunder home and got stuck in the driveway. I got him inside and proceeded to Part Two of the day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t take much time off and I hope the following two part series will help to illustrate why. I work up this morning at about the same time I do on a regular day &#8211; except I didn&#8217;t feel regular. 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