{"id":1501,"date":"2013-09-05T14:15:54","date_gmt":"2013-09-05T14:15:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/?p=1501"},"modified":"2013-09-05T14:15:54","modified_gmt":"2013-09-05T14:15:54","slug":"droopy-posterior","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/2013\/09\/05\/droopy-posterior\/","title":{"rendered":"droopy posterior"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had to retire a fallen hero recently. My Speedo finally gave out.<\/p>\n<p>I was not diligent enough in rinsing it out in non-chlorinated water after my swims and the pool water did a number on it over time. The last few times I swam with it on, the elastic in the back had failed enough that I had a droopy butt. I didn&#8217;t get a &#8220;wardrobe malfunction&#8221; out of it, but it was only a matter of time.<\/p>\n<p>We put in a lot of miles in the pool together and I totally rocked that Speedo, but it was time. So, I took a photo and said my goodbye.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/speedo.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1502\" alt=\"speedo\" src=\"http:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/speedo.jpg\" width=\"320\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/speedo.jpg 320w, https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/speedo-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 320px) 100vw, 320px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I switched back to a square-cut drag suit yesterday, but it wasn&#8217;t the same. I won&#8217;t go into the number of goggles I went through, but they don&#8217;t have the emotional impact anyway.<\/p>\n<p>Goodbye, noble Speedo. \u00a0You will be missed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had to retire a fallen hero recently. My Speedo finally gave out. I was not diligent enough in rinsing it out in non-chlorinated water after my swims and the pool water did a number on it over time. The last few times I swam with it on, the elastic in the back had failed [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_bluesky_dont_syndicate":"","_bluesky_syndication_accounts":"","_bluesky_syndication_text":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1501","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1501","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1501"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1501\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1503,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1501\/revisions\/1503"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1501"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1501"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1501"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}