{"id":145,"date":"2005-08-03T11:56:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-03T11:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/2005\/08\/03\/the-truth-of-things\/"},"modified":"2005-08-03T11:56:00","modified_gmt":"2005-08-03T11:56:00","slug":"the-truth-of-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/2005\/08\/03\/the-truth-of-things\/","title":{"rendered":"the truth of things&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you open a bag of Doritos labeled: &#8220;Now better tasting!&#8221;, you should be aware that this means:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Now tastes vaguely like Cheetos!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>and<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s more orange colored!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Knowledge is power.<\/p>\n<p>Back to work&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img width='1' height='1' src='https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/7938355-112307044929214068?l=approximatelyequalto.blogspot.com' alt='' \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you open a bag of Doritos labeled: &#8220;Now better tasting!&#8221;, you should be aware that this means: &#8220;Now tastes vaguely like Cheetos!&#8221; and &#8220;It&#8217;s more orange colored!&#8221; Knowledge is power. Back to work&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_bluesky_dont_syndicate":"","_bluesky_syndication_accounts":"","_bluesky_syndication_text":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-145","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/145","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=145"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/145\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=145"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=145"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=145"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}