{"id":1447,"date":"2013-07-06T13:40:47","date_gmt":"2013-07-06T13:40:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/?p=1447"},"modified":"2013-07-06T13:40:47","modified_gmt":"2013-07-06T13:40:47","slug":"day-on-the-lake-slug","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/2013\/07\/06\/day-on-the-lake-slug\/","title":{"rendered":"day on the lake, slug"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For the 4th of July, one of my friends rented a boat to take us all out on the lakes. The day was overcast and it rained a bit, but mostly it was nice weather to be out on a boat on a lake. A few of us swam a bit &#8211; just enough to make us tired enough that we had trouble getting back in the boat.<\/p>\n<p>On Friday it was back to work and a nearly full web-server. Spent most of the day trying to clear enough space to keep us going while we figured out what the problem was.<\/p>\n<p>Today, I helped one of my friends set up for a garage sale and when I got home I figured it would do a few chores around the house. I had noticed a bit of trash in my backyard &#8211; a cereal box &#8211; and after I brought the garbage cans back up from the curb I went to pick up the box and throw it away. It was partly under the fence and I had to hunker over to reach it.<\/p>\n<p>I grabbed it.<\/p>\n<p>Felt something squish under my thumb.<\/p>\n<p>Then I saw the 1.6 billion slugs crawling all over the box.<\/p>\n<p>Now, I&#8217;m generally not that squemish &#8211; when I&#8217;ve not been surprised about it. My rational mind is perfectly capable of being detached about things if given warning.<\/p>\n<p>However, this was a &#8220;slug-gut-surprise&#8221; and I swore like a little sailor.<\/p>\n<p>I gave up on the box, went inside to wash off the orange guts with very hot water and soap. After I was done and rinsed off my thumb I realized something.<\/p>\n<p>IT WAS STILL THERE!!!!<\/p>\n<p>The orange slug guts had stubbornly resisted multiple applications of soap and hot water.<\/p>\n<p>I got some paper towels and scraped\/scrubbed until the orange was gone &#8211; then dunked my hand in scalding soapy water for a while. It finally came clean and I finished off with some hand-sanitizer &#8211; though I haven&#8217;t ruled just cutting my thumb off.<\/p>\n<p>Thunder(cat) just lay there and watched me like I was the biggest idiot on the planet. I wasn&#8217;t aware that one cat could generate that much contempt, but he was putting it out there.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For the 4th of July, one of my friends rented a boat to take us all out on the lakes. The day was overcast and it rained a bit, but mostly it was nice weather to be out on a boat on a lake. A few of us swam a bit &#8211; just enough to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_bluesky_dont_syndicate":"","_bluesky_syndication_accounts":"","_bluesky_syndication_text":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1447","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1447","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1447"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1447\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1448,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1447\/revisions\/1448"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1447"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1447"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1447"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}