{"id":1404,"date":"2013-04-25T18:57:21","date_gmt":"2013-04-25T18:57:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/?p=1404"},"modified":"2013-04-25T18:57:21","modified_gmt":"2013-04-25T18:57:21","slug":"nothing-to-escrow-about-sht-it-was-99-cents-terrarium","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/2013\/04\/25\/nothing-to-escrow-about-sht-it-was-99-cents-terrarium\/","title":{"rendered":"nothing to escrow about &#8211; sh*t, it was 99 cents &#8211; terrarium"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I got a notice from my mortgage company that my payments would be going up based on the changes in the escrow account. I could either let this increase my monthly payment to cover the shortage &#8211; or I could pay the lump sum. They couldn&#8217;t explain why it was going up, but it was so that&#8217;s the way it goes. Annoying. I wrote a check last night and dropped it in the mail today. I think I should get some kind of gold star for always paying my mortgage early, but that seems to go unnoticed at the bank.<\/p>\n<p>Next, I was in Sears the other day and they were having a final clearance on winter items. Though I&#8217;m not usually much of a bargain hunter, this was too good of a deal to pass up. I got a warm coat for $9.99, two thermal shirts and a pair of gloves for $1.99 each. I was considering a new coat as the winter was winding up &#8211; whenever THAT IS in Ohio &#8211; and I really like that style of shirt. And the gloves matched the coat, sort of. I wasn&#8217;t exactly thrift shopping, but it was a really good deal.<\/p>\n<p>Finally, we keep the office where we work pretty dim as far as lighting goes. And the employees are pretty dim too! (Ba-dum-bum &#8211; thank you, I&#8217;m here all week). I&#8217;ve got a hanging lamp over my desk instead of the fluorescents to help curtail migraines and since this wouldn&#8217;t be enough to keep a plant alive, I&#8217;ve amassed a nice collection of fake plants.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/plants.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1406\" alt=\"plants\" src=\"http:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/plants-300x225.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/plants-300x225.png 300w, https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/plants.png 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I decided to add to this by making a terrarium with some miniature trees and fake foliage. I don&#8217;t have a really good camera or webcam, but a sort of panorama shot from above does the trick. I considered leaving a space open in the middle for a mini-zombie or a flying saucer, but I had enough trees to fill it all in. Besides, that would have made it a terror-arium and I&#8217;d have to explain the pun all the time.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/terrarium.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-1405\" alt=\"terrarium\" src=\"http:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/terrarium-300x282.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"282\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/terrarium-300x282.png 300w, https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/04\/terrarium.png 469w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I got a notice from my mortgage company that my payments would be going up based on the changes in the escrow account. I could either let this increase my monthly payment to cover the shortage &#8211; or I could pay the lump sum. They couldn&#8217;t explain why it was going up, but it was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_bluesky_dont_syndicate":"","_bluesky_syndication_accounts":"","_bluesky_syndication_text":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1404","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1404","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1404"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1404\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1408,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1404\/revisions\/1408"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1404"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1404"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1404"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}