{"id":1366,"date":"2013-02-28T20:30:53","date_gmt":"2013-02-28T20:30:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/?p=1366"},"modified":"2013-02-28T20:30:53","modified_gmt":"2013-02-28T20:30:53","slug":"french-fry-ear-buds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/2013\/02\/28\/french-fry-ear-buds\/","title":{"rendered":"french fry ear buds"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On a lighter note&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Let me preface this by saying that I am normally\u00a0extremely\u00a0good at rapid task switching. \u00a0I can eat dinner, watch TV, and read a book at the same time, follow multiple conversations almost\u00a0simultaneously, and I doubt many people could keep up as I work in multiple windows on multiple applications with multiple projects. \u00a0I&#8217;m very fast and generally very accurate.<\/p>\n<p>But not today.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m at my desk, eating lunch while I work. \u00a0I&#8217;ve got a french fry in one hand ready to eat and I decided to listen to some music. \u00a0I reached for my earbuds with my other hand and some internal brain wiring got crossed while I was in motion. \u00a0Instead of directing the salty goodness of a french fry towards my mouth, it ended up going to the side of my head.<\/p>\n<p>I managed to get control again and stop myself with a half inch to spare from me putting a french fry in my ear.<\/p>\n<p>Half an inch. \u00a0That&#8217;s all the margin for error I had. \u00a0 And considering that I can put an ear bud in my ear with some degree of speed, that half inch was cutting it very close.<\/p>\n<p>It took some mental effort to get the fry directed back to my mouth and I&#8217;m pretty sure another part of my brain thought it was still an ear bud and why in the world would I put an ear bud in my mouth? \u00a0 Once my sense of taste fired up and confirmed that I wasn&#8217;t eating plastic, I was able to get the ear buds in place.<\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t get any music going right away. \u00a0Instead, I took a breath and finished my lunch. \u00a0No mouse clicking, no iPad, no reading. \u00a0Just quietly working my way through my fries. \u00a0One thing at a time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On a lighter note&#8230; Let me preface this by saying that I am normally\u00a0extremely\u00a0good at rapid task switching. \u00a0I can eat dinner, watch TV, and read a book at the same time, follow multiple conversations almost\u00a0simultaneously, and I doubt many people could keep up as I work in multiple windows on multiple applications with multiple [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_bluesky_dont_syndicate":"","_bluesky_syndication_accounts":"","_bluesky_syndication_text":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1366","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1366","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1366"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1366\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1368,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1366\/revisions\/1368"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1366"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1366"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1366"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}