{"id":12,"date":"2004-08-24T11:56:00","date_gmt":"2004-08-24T11:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/2004\/08\/24\/hand-sanitizer-and-oatmeal-cookies\/"},"modified":"2004-08-24T11:56:00","modified_gmt":"2004-08-24T11:56:00","slug":"hand-sanitizer-and-oatmeal-cookies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/2004\/08\/24\/hand-sanitizer-and-oatmeal-cookies\/","title":{"rendered":"Hand sanitizer and oatmeal cookies&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yep, that&#8217;s pretty much my morning. The cookies are to keep me happy in the face of what I&#8217;m certain will be upleasant meetings. The hand sanitizer is for the sneezing &#8211; another sinus infection, I think. Seems like I&#8217;ve always got one of these.<\/p>\n<p>Watched most of my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.eddieizzard.com\/\">Eddie Izzard<\/a> DVD last night.  Funny guy &#8211; and all over the place.  Also worked on some origami flowers, but since I can&#8217;t find my aligator paper clips, glueing is out of the question.  Granted, hot melt glue sets up pretty fast, but it&#8217;s still too hot for me to use my fingers to hold it in place in the meantime. <\/p>\n<p>Visiting the folks this weekend &#8211; should be okay.  Dad&#8217;s birthday, but I&#8217;m hoping we get to do what I want to do &#8211; i.e. visit the Half Price bookstore.  It&#8217;s impossible for me to walk there and leave without buying something.<\/p>\n<p>Back to work &#8211; gotta go save the world again.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and the worst bit?  I had to buy my own damn cookies.  Working my ass off and getting so much stuff done for people with impossible deadlines and nobody has bought me cookies.  I may have to go kick some ass.  Or make a sign, &#8220;Will fix your webpage for cookies&#8221;.<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img width='1' height='1' src='https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/7938355-109334948573666795?l=approximatelyequalto.blogspot.com' alt='' \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yep, that&#8217;s pretty much my morning. The cookies are to keep me happy in the face of what I&#8217;m certain will be upleasant meetings. The hand sanitizer is for the sneezing &#8211; another sinus infection, I think. Seems like I&#8217;ve always got one of these. Watched most of my Eddie Izzard DVD last night. Funny [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_bluesky_dont_syndicate":"","_bluesky_syndication_accounts":"","_bluesky_syndication_text":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}