{"id":111,"date":"2005-04-19T11:14:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-19T11:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/2005\/04\/19\/epic-dream-the-plant\/"},"modified":"2005-04-19T11:14:00","modified_gmt":"2005-04-19T11:14:00","slug":"epic-dream-the-plant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/2005\/04\/19\/epic-dream-the-plant\/","title":{"rendered":"Epic dream &#8211; the plant"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m going to try and capture this before it fades away &#8211; it was really weird.  And that&#8217;s saying something.<\/p>\n<p>I dreamed I was swimming in the ocean with 2 of my friends and when we got out I noticed that each of us had a cluster of seedpods\/egg cases under our skin.  Mine were on my shoulder and I lanced one with a pin.  Instead of pus as I expected, there was a little clear fluid and then a narrow green plant stem.  I squeezed the skin around it and more of the plant pushed though until it was about 4 inches tall.  It had green and blue leaves that dried fuzzy &#8211; the blue leaves arranged like the red leaves on a poinsettia &#8211; though much smaller.  As we watched, tiny white flowers bloomed on the small plant.  It didn&#8217;t seem to hurt though we were all very worried.  The three of us located a marine botanist at a local research center who found the plant in one of her books &#8211; but had no idea what to do with it. <\/p>\n<p>So, we pulled it out, marveled at the root system it had in me &#8211; then decided to check with a local expert on &#8220;things put inside the human body&#8221;.   This guy had just recently created a hollow cavity in a person&#8217;s back and had filled it with water &#8211; and four goldfish.  The fish, we found out, weren&#8217;t entirely real &#8211; sort of like cybog fish.  They had real guts and skin, but their skeleton was artifical. <\/p>\n<p>A little more study and we learned that the skeletons contained computer information that &#8211; when put together &#8211; completed a research paper. <\/p>\n<p>So, for lack of something better to do, we deciphered the information and discovered that a 2 year old boy who was working on his doctorate was actually the reincarnation of a young black woman from africa who had been working on her masters in virology.  It seems this young woman had exposed herself accidentally to a virus and had then experiemented on herself looking for a cure.  She was unsuccessful, died, and was reincarnated as this young boy who was continuing her work.<\/p>\n<p>We had inadvertantly uncovered an ethics violation &#8211; since none of the experiements she had done were cleared for use on humans.  And that ethics violation apparently followed her to the next life.<\/p>\n<p>Still no closer to the &#8220;plant growing of my shoulder&#8221; thing &#8211; I gave up and went to my parents house, where they helped me pull all the plants from my shoulder.  I think I went there &#8217;cause they have a nice yard and would know about pulling weeds.<\/p>\n<p>And then the dream just kinda stalled &#8211; like when a conversation is over, but you&#8217;re stuck with a person and have nothing to say.  So, I just hung out there until I woke up.<\/p>\n<p>And checked my shoulder for a plant.  Or even a suspicious bump.<\/p>\n<p>For those of you playing along at home, this is the third dream where something has grown out of my skin. <\/p>\n<p>And now that I&#8217;ve got that written down &#8211; it&#8217;s back to work&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\"><img width='1' height='1' src='https:\/\/blogger.googleusercontent.com\/tracker\/7938355-111391072236376238?l=approximatelyequalto.blogspot.com' alt='' \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m going to try and capture this before it fades away &#8211; it was really weird. And that&#8217;s saying something. I dreamed I was swimming in the ocean with 2 of my friends and when we got out I noticed that each of us had a cluster of seedpods\/egg cases under our skin. 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