{"id":1109,"date":"2012-05-03T16:41:04","date_gmt":"2012-05-03T16:41:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/?p=1109"},"modified":"2012-05-03T16:41:04","modified_gmt":"2012-05-03T16:41:04","slug":"ironic-small-gift","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/2012\/05\/03\/ironic-small-gift\/","title":{"rendered":"ironic small gift"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Our service awards came in yesterday and were delivered with the least amount of fanfare possible. \u00a0I got a certificate that was signed with a jpg of the president&#8217;s signature and a &#8220;box of stuff&#8221;. \u00a0 \u00a0This included a keychain &#8211; which was too bulky to use but very shiny. \u00a0 There was a business card case &#8211; which was not as nice as the circuit board version that I also don&#8217;t use &#8211; but was very shiny. \u00a0A money clip that I&#8217;m pretty sure I&#8217;m not wealthy or arrogant enough to actually use, but very shiny. \u00a0And a pen set that&#8217;s too nice to carry around and risk losing, but very shiny.<\/p>\n<p>So, several very shiny things that I won&#8217;t use and a certificate that I&#8217;m going to file in a drawer somewhere. \u00a0Still better than the paperweight I got at 10 years, but somewhat pointless. \u00a0I guess I was hoping for a more personal touch &#8211; a human acknowledgement of my value. \u00a0A handshake and a thank-you would have been far better than a form letter and what amounted to a &#8220;form gift&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>These &#8220;small gifts&#8221; &#8211; as they were described in the invitation to the service awards event &#8211; came in at a somewhat ironic time. \u00a0 I was deeply hating my job yesterday. \u00a0 \u00a0Just so burned out this week, fighting broken systems and one admin task after another. \u00a0I just wanted to get back to being a creative geek, but I don&#8217;t see that in my immediate future. \u00a0I was too cranky to even swim yesterday &#8211; just went home and played video games and ate junk food until I felt better &#8211; which was right around the time I went to bed.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m in a better mood today, sort of. \u00a0My meeting got canceled today, I remembered to set out my garbage last night (which is pretty big deal for me), I beat my star wars game, and my dad has offered to buy me some gardening tools. \u00a0 \u00a0Kind of weird mix of good things, but I&#8217;ll take them. \u00a0So, back to the grind and saving the day. \u00a0 Maybe I&#8217;ll do some gardening after my swim &#8211; a little sunshine will do me good.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Our service awards came in yesterday and were delivered with the least amount of fanfare possible. \u00a0I got a certificate that was signed with a jpg of the president&#8217;s signature and a &#8220;box of stuff&#8221;. \u00a0 \u00a0This included a keychain &#8211; which was too bulky to use but very shiny. \u00a0 There was a business [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"_bluesky_dont_syndicate":"","_bluesky_syndication_accounts":"","_bluesky_syndication_text":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1109","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1109","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1109"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1109\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1110,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1109\/revisions\/1110"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1109"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1109"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1109"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}