{"id":1020,"date":"2012-01-07T23:06:24","date_gmt":"2012-01-07T23:06:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/?p=1020"},"modified":"2012-01-07T23:06:24","modified_gmt":"2012-01-07T23:06:24","slug":"the-revenge-of-the-e-check","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/2012\/01\/07\/the-revenge-of-the-e-check\/","title":{"rendered":"The revenge of the e-check"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, I got up bright an early &#8211; well, for a Saturday, at least &#8211; and headed to the mechanic. \u00a0Two and a half hours later I&#8217;m out of paper to fold, cranky, and poorer. \u00a0It &#8220;appears&#8221; to be the fuel pressure sensor and now that&#8217;s been replaced.<\/p>\n<p>With the Check Engine Light now off, I blissfully head over to the echeck station, wait in line, then present my papers. \u00a0Yes, it really felt like some kind of military checkpoint.<\/p>\n<p>But, oh no, there&#8217;s no data. It had been cleared by the mechanic. \u00a0 So, since I&#8217;d failed the data-sucking test the last time, I am required to pass that test before I can get my clearance. \u00a0The technician gives me a sheet of paper with some websites that will tell me how long I have to drive my car before I get enough data built up for a successful test.<\/p>\n<p>So, I go home, swearing like it was my native language. \u00a0To the internet and \u00a0&#8211; oh ho &#8211; the websites are no good. \u00a0Two are actually bad URL&#8217;s (nice job on updating your paperwork, E-check) and the rest are useless. \u00a0 I call the number on the paper for some suggestions on other sites to find out the &#8220;drive cycle&#8221; for my car and &#8211; of course &#8211; the office is closed on Saturday. \u00a0The recording gives me another number to try and that office is also &#8211; helpfully &#8211; closed.<\/p>\n<p>I call the mechanic and he give me some vague answers and then says he&#8217;ll call me back once he&#8217;s done some checking. \u00a0 When he calls back, he has a website for me to check that \u00a0&#8211; surprise &#8211; has nothing useful. \u00a0 Other than to tell me to check my user manual.<\/p>\n<p>So, I check the user manual and it suggests I drive the car &#8220;a couple of days&#8221;. \u00a0 Does that mean around the block or to Florida?<\/p>\n<p>Instead, I split the\u00a0difference\u00a0(sort of) and drove around town a bit, running some errands. \u00a0I guess I need to figure out some kind of road trip for myself tomorrow to see if this will finally build up some\u00a0indefinite\u00a0amount of data.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s what I&#8217;ve learned today:<\/p>\n<p>1. My car has no freaking idea what&#8217;s going on with itself and clearly cannot be trusted.<\/p>\n<p>2. I&#8217;m running out of &#8220;free&#8221; tests and will have to start paying for them.<\/p>\n<p>3. If the light comes back on &#8211; I&#8217;m screwed.<\/p>\n<p>Time to get back to my laundry, get some food in me, and listen to some music while I try to reduce my level of cranky.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, I got up bright an early &#8211; well, for a Saturday, at least &#8211; and headed to the mechanic. \u00a0Two and a half hours later I&#8217;m out of paper to fold, cranky, and poorer. \u00a0It &#8220;appears&#8221; to be the fuel pressure sensor and now that&#8217;s been replaced. 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