{"id":1012,"date":"2011-12-31T03:19:22","date_gmt":"2011-12-31T03:19:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/?p=1012"},"modified":"2011-12-31T03:19:22","modified_gmt":"2011-12-31T03:19:22","slug":"poop-and-projects","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thunderofwade.com\/blog\/2011\/12\/31\/poop-and-projects\/","title":{"rendered":"poop and projects"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My sister called me this morning and had some big news. \u00a0My niece went poop in the potty! \u00a0I can&#8217;t recall ever having been so excited about someone pooping before. They were both pretty excited too &#8211; my niece especially so since she got a sucker as a reward. \u00a0 My sister is planning on saving those for the &#8220;major events&#8221; and using M&amp;M&#8217;s when my niece goes pee in the potty.<\/p>\n<p>As a side note, apparently Mom toilet trained me in a day using M&amp;M&#8217;s &#8211; so, it works. \u00a0Though, I was clearly gifted.<\/p>\n<p>Buoyed\u00a0by their success and with gift cards in hand, I headed out to get started on my projects. \u00a0First stop was Lowe&#8217;s for curtain rods, detergent (apparently, I have an HE washer), a new shower head, and plastic for the office window. \u00a0Next, Best Buy for a new game. \u00a0I had a gift card and the game I wanted was on sale &#8211; and it included a bonus game. \u00a0 Sweet!<\/p>\n<p>Then, Bed Bath and Beyond for curtains. \u00a0I wandered around that section for awhile before I\u00a0conceded\u00a0that I was totally out of my element. \u00a0I found a clerk, expressed my ignorance, and got set on the right track.<\/p>\n<p>For the record, I skipped going to books a million. \u00a0You should be proud of me. \u00a0 A quick stop at Wendy&#8217;s and then I was on my way home.<\/p>\n<p>I ran into some trouble with the curtains &#8211; the existing holes in the wood were too small and I ruined a couple screws trying to make them work before getting out the drill. \u00a0Then I realized that the doecorative bits on the ends of the curtain rod wouldn&#8217;t really fit in the space I had. \u00a0I left them up anyway and you can&#8217;t really see them.<\/p>\n<p>Then, plastic for office window. \u00a0I&#8217;ve put this up before, but never with a window so drafty. \u00a0The wind actually made the plastic billow out \u00a0&#8211; and this is with the windows &#8220;shut&#8221; &#8211; and it didn&#8217;t do quite according to plan. \u00a0I&#8217;ll try again with the dryer tomorrow and see if I can get better results.<\/p>\n<p>Finally, the shower head. \u00a0I got the old one off okay and went to put the water saving one on and&#8230; it didn&#8217;t fit. \u00a0Apparently, I need an adapter. \u00a0 Looks like I&#8217;m going back to Lowe&#8217;s tomorrow.<\/p>\n<p>In and\u00a0among\u00a0the projects, I also did some laundry. \u00a0 Since this was the first load I&#8217;ve done since I&#8217;ve been here, I felt the need to encourage the washer as it started off. \u00a0I also said some nice things to both the washer and the dryer every time I went to check on them. \u00a0It must \u00a0have worked &#8211; my clothes are clean. \u00a0 Ummm&#8230; yeah.<\/p>\n<p>So, a little Imogen Heap and then it&#8217;s off to bed for me. \u00a0More work to be done tomorrow.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My sister called me this morning and had some big news. \u00a0My niece went poop in the potty! \u00a0I can&#8217;t recall ever having been so excited about someone pooping before. 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