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Huffing paint and passing counterfeit bills

I was in Home Depot over the weekend- part of wild errands-running event – and I needed to buy a utility knife, some electrical tape, and a can of spray paint. I went to the self checkout since I only had three items and there was no line there. Utility knife, no problem. Electrical tape, also no problem. Spray paint – problem.

The self-checkout stopped and flashed a message that a cashier would need to over-ride. I turned and the cashier for the area said/asked – with a chuckle – “You’re over 18, right?”
I’m guessing he was commenting on my gray hair and bald spot.
I told him I was and apparently I had enough venom in my voice that he quickly followed up with “As of last week, right?”
Another chuckle. I shared this one with him while I completed my transaction and planned his death. I also got $20 cash back which will be significant later on.
As I understand it, the check he did was to prevent some kid from buying spray paint and then huffing it. Questions:
1. Are 18 year olds suddenly smart enough to not huff paint?
2. Are they responsible enough to keep the paint away from kids who might huff it?
3. I may have watched too much CSINCISSUV, but isn’t the electrical tape and utility knife more suspicious?
I headed on my way and at my next stop, I paid cash – using the $20 I had just gotten from Home Depot. The clerk behind the counter used a highlighter to test the bill and make sure it wasn’t counterfeit. More questions.
1. Are the staff at Walmart trained by the Secret Service or the Treasury Department to detect fake bills with the magic highlighter?
2. What, exactly, would have happened if the bill had been fake?
3. Granted, this is the kind of place where someone would try to pass fake bills made on a black and white copy machine – but seriously, a $20? I could see if someone threw out a $100 to buy a pack of gum, but what’s next? A set of scales to measure coins to make sure they aren’t fake?
Makes me glad I wasn’t trying to buy cold medicine or board a plane as the pilot.
Whatever happened to the “innocent until proven guilty”? Two cases – in less than an hour – where it was assumed that an everyday process was a criminal act.
(insert head shaking here)
Same reason the terror alert is always orange – fear and control.
Okay, down off my soap box before I get myself worked up into a lather. I gotta get back to work anyway.

A comment I found on Commenting

I was watching a video on Youtube and found comment as a parody of the Old Spice commercials:

“Hello People. Look at your comment. Now look back at mine. Now back to yours. Now back to mine. Sadly yours isn’t mine but if you stopped posting without thinking and thought beforehand yours could look like mine. Look down. Back up. What is this? It’s a comment with the look your reply could look like. Look at your Keyboard, back at the comment. I have it.The thoughts you wish you had. Look again. This comment is now epic. Anything is possible when you think before you post. I’m on the computer.”

fast swim

I got a new watch recently. It’s pretty fancy for me – $34! Timex Ironman (no, not that Ironman, though that would be pretty cool). It’s got a split time setting and figured I’d try it out while swimming. I forgot my trunks last Friday, so I went to the pool on Saturday. I didn’t really get the split time to work properly – I may need to read the instructions – but it forced me to think and pay attention to my time. If I got this right, I did a mile (36 laps) in 38 minutes and 42 seconds. Which is not too bad for me.

On Monday, I timed myself for the 1/4 mile and really hauled ass – 8 minutes, 30 seconds.
My second 1/4 mile was… not that fast. 🙂
Still, I’m pleased with the results – not bad for a 37-year-old.

Michigan trip: Monday & Tuesday

I got up early Monday morning and set off on foot to check out some shops we’d seen the night before. I got some books, a rubber duck, and meditation CD – sort of an eclectic mix of shops in that area.
When I got back, we headed out towards the Sleeping Bear Dunes on the shore of Lake Michigan. The first part was a scenic drive that was mostly boring except for one lookout area. We went out on the observation deck and enjoyed the view of the lake. When we looked down, we saw people all the way down at the edge of the lake. They looked like river otters or cats at first – but then they started the long climb back up and we realized they were people. Stupid people who shouldn’t have gone down there, but people none-the-less. The incline was maybe 45 degrees and they could do about 20 steps before they had to stop and rest for a few minutes. We left before they had made much progress.
We stopped a bar/grill and got some amazing pizza for lunch – then headed out for the Dunes. This area was a series of dunes you could climb – 3 miles of up and down in the sand until you reached the lake. And then back. We skipped the shoes again and made most of the trek there. It was slow going through the sand and hard work and we gave up before we reached the lake. The trip back was just as much work and we were pretty beat when we finally made it back to the car.
For dinner we went to Bubbas Restaurant and I got a very disappointing burrito. I should have know better than to try and challenge the might of Chipotle – they didn’t listen to my order and got the burrito completely wrong. I worked around it – not willing to spend the time for them to do it again. The tater tots were good though.
Another early morning on Tuesday as we checked out of the hotel and headed south. We saw some pretty cool wind turbines and made a brief stop in Cadillac, MI so that my car crazy friend could get his picture taken in front of city hall. Then back to Ohio.
It was a good trip, if short, and I was surprised at how pretty Michigan is. Might be worth a trip back up there.

Michigan trip: Sunday

Sunday we got up early on the island and had breakfast again in the hotel. Then we carried the luggage back to the ferry, loaded up, and headed back to Mackinac City. Once in the car we drove to nearby Petrosky to looked for the fabled Petorsky stones on the beach – but really had no idea what we were looking for. We found a lot of smooth round and flat stones that were kinda cool and some stuff that might have been petrified wood – but mostly we just walked on the beach barefoot, though it was really too cold to spend much time there. We tried another beach, but there wasn’t much there as well – so we ended up going on to our next destination: the Bayshore hotel at Traverse City. We hit the pool for a bit, then went to a “hip and trendy” restaurant that served food on “small plates”. I got some sushi that was pretty good.

Michigan trip: Saturday

An early breakfast at the hotel and we were off. On foot. We decided not to rent bicycles or a carriage and instead began a self-guided walking tour of the island. The first stop was the Grand Hotel – which, living up to it’s name, charged $15 just to enter the building and walk on the porch. We declined. Instead, we continued on past the hotel and found a couple of neat walking trails through the woods. The next stop was the historical reenactment at the fort. I was a little less than impressed, but the muskets and the cannons were cool.

20 minutes for lunch at a pizza place and we were off again – this time to check out the shops and the downtown area. I was looking for some souvenirs, but everything was either vastly over-priced or “cheap”. I walked away empty handed, but my friend got a book on ghosts of the island. After a short break at the hotel, we set out again – this time, following the book to locate the haunted areas. We didn’t see any ghosts (it was afternoon, after all), but we did see a lot of the island and got lost a few times.
After a few more hours of walking, we headed back to the hotel to soak in the hot sauna and swim in the pool. Feeling a little more human, we headed out again to get some dinner. Over all, I think we were walking about 8.5 hours that day through some pretty rough terrain at times. Maybe 20+ miles? It was a hard to tell – what with the “getting lost”. Still, we saw a lot more of the island than most visitors do and had fun doing so.

Michigan trip: Friday

My friend and I took a few days off from work and took a trip up to Michigan. We got a pretty good start on Friday and – despite some arguments with the GPS – we drove on up to Cheboygan to get a picture and then on up to Mackinaw City.

Editor’s note: Some parts of that area were called Mackinaw and others were Mackinac. I pretty much gave up trying to keep track. Both come from Michilimacinac anyway and I’m not going to very particular about which spelling I use.
We caught one of the last ferry’s to the island for the evening. It was cold and raining a bit and we only went on deck for a little bit before retreating to the warmer cabin – not really a great start to the trip. The ferry docked and the bags we had checked in Mackinaw City were delivered right to the hotel room – by a cart pulled by a bicycle. The island doesn’t have any cars or trucks on it – it’s all bicycles, horse drawn carriages, and walking. So, after we got settled into the hotel room, we walked back towards “downtown” and found a place to eat called the Pink Pony – which, in Myrtle Beach, is the name of a gentleman’s club. As in, strippers. On the island, though, it turned out to be a pretty passable restaurant. We walked back to the hotel in the dark and called it a day. Here are a few pictures from the hotel – the Island House.

Every time we went down any of the hallways in this place, either one or both of us would quote those creepy little girls from the Shining. “Come play with us,”

We referred to the hotel room itself as “quaint” – for values of “quaint” that include “small, weird, uncomfortable, and likely to result in a bruised head”.

It does exist!


In conversation, I tend to exaggerate wildly when I don’t know the specifics of something – as an amusing clue to the listener that I don’t really have any idea what I’m talking about.

So, a large amount of something becomes “extra gigantic” or “several bazillion”. In geographic terms, a vague but distant location becomes “south central Mongolia”, “downtown Siberia”, or “Cheboygan” – which I was convinced was a made up place.
Recently, one of my friends and I took a trip to Michigan and we made a stop along the way in Cheboygan, MI. It was raining and we stopped just long enough to get a picture of me next to the “city limit” sign before driving on. Proof positive that the town really does exist.

I’ll have more details on the trip later, but I thought I’d share this little bit.

games, knotting, doctor, sleep

I played and beat a couple of games recently. Prince of Persia: Forgotten Sands (good gameplay, but the story was weak) and The Darkness (great game, amazing story, really cool). I’ve moved on to Uncharted: Drake’s fortune – which is also, ironically, one of my new favorite songs by Sara Bareilles.

I made a necklace for my room-mate’s niece (more hemp knotting) – just sort of a fun little project and I’m hoping that it passes the muster of a teen-aged girl. If there’s a harsher critic, I don’t know of one.

I went to the doctor last week as a follow up from my septum un-deviation surgery. I think both the doctor and I were both a little disappointed that I didn’t have a more massive improvement. I may be breathing a little better, but it’s really tough to tell. I’m still snoring, though maybe not quite as bad. He did tell me that the inside of my nose looks “awesome” – so, I’ve got that going for me. He gave me a sample of Omnaris (Omnaris! To the nose!) to see if that helps and gave me additional options for more surgery. This would include deliberately scaring my soft pallet to reduce vibration or implanting something in there – or removing part of my uvula or the back of my tongue. None of it covered by insurance. Ummmm… no thanks. So, I’ll see him again – maybe – in a few months for another checkup.

In other news… the magic code seems to have reduced the problems with my phone. I still don’t have a great signal at home, but it’s enough that it doesn’t kill my battery.

I try not to write much about work since complaining specifically about your job is a dang good way to get your ass fired. But, I had a rough Monday that was mainly about processes that got in the way of getting things done. I ended up in a sort of ‘cold war’ with colleagues to help our clients. Very frustrating. I got a little more information today and I’m going to have to jump back into the very-polite-but-also-kinda-tense fray to see if I can make some progress.

I also haven’t been sleeping well. Just sort of restless. Which is odd cause if there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s sleeping. I fall asleep easily, wake up only if I have to pee, and then wake fairly easily in the morning. Not sure what’s going on – maybe it’s the new pillow?

Better get back to it – got a long day ahead of me.

training, travel, comic,baby, sword

One of my co-workers and I went to an Adobe CS5 training session last week. It was an all day thing and I had other things going on at work that day, but we sorted things out and spent the day at a hotel conference room in Fairlawn. I left in what I thought was plenty of time that morning, but traffic turned into a big, steaming pile of crap. I did what I always do in traffic jams, turned on AM radio. Partly for the traffic reports, but mostly for the misery. People on AM radio are, generally speaking, having terrible lives. Helps put things in perspective.

Anyway, the training was okay, but parts were a little beneath me. I think I could have taught a couple of sessions and my co-worker could have taught them all – and they didn’t use CS5 for the whole thing anyway. I learned a little, maybe – and it was still nice to get out of the office.
That Friday, I headed south a bit to visit my co-worker and his wife and new baby. I brought a baby toy and made some earrings for his wife – which she really liked. I got to hold the new baby for a while and then stayed for dinner. We had a nice time and they have a really nice place.
On Saturday, I headed back to Fairlawn to get a new battery for my room-mate’s camera, some new books at the over-priced Barnes and Noble, and some craft supplies for about 5 different projects. One note about Barnes and Noble – there was some guy on the second floor that believed he was doing a stand-up comedy routine. When I first heard him, he was so bad I thought he was doing a mic check. He wasn’t. He was as for real as he could get. I actually cut my trip – to a bookstore of all places – short, just to get away from him. Yes, that bad.
I worked on a couple of projects over the weekend and helped my room-mate get to the car show that he helps host each year. I also learned how to braid hemp fiber – one of my co-workers needed a new carrying strap for his drum – so, that was kinda cool.
On Monday, that same co-worker came into the office to see how we’d decorated his cubicle with pink streamers and balloons to celebrate his return to work after his baby daughter was born. He was really surprised and liked the decorations – he’s kept them up all week.
Today, on top of not getting enough sleep and getting my beverage stuck in the vending machines – I forgot my trunks and couldn’t go swimming. This is the first time I’ve missed a swim since I started and made my rule: M-W-F, if the university is open and I’m there, I swim.
Finally, I had a weird feeling today. I do not, as a rule, carry a sword when I’m on campus. It’s not really allowed. But all day, whenever I was walking around, I kept reaching for a sword that I knew couldn’t be there. Apparently, if I did carry a sword, I would wear it inverted on my back – so I kept reaching behind my back for the handle to grab, draw, and decapitate someone. Yeah, it’s been that kind of week. How can you be in the habit of doing something that you’ve never done before? The feeling faded once I got in my car and headed home – which is a good sign. I got my oil changed and did a couple of little projects – I’m making replicas of world-ending technology. So far I have ICE-9, Red Matter, and a bottle of concentrated Time.
Ummm… yeah.

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