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apple pi(e)


I loaned out an old costume to one of my colleagues this year so her husband could scare the neighborhood kids and as a thank you, she baked me an apple pie. I shared this with the rest of the crew in the office and we tore through it in no time at all. I took the last piece home and shared it with my room-mate – then I washed the pie dish so I could return it. I wanted to do something a little special since the pie was really good and the costume loan was no biggie. So, I made her an apple pi(e) of my own.

She wasn’t in her office when I returned the dish, so I left a little note with the apple pi(e) standing up in the dish. This was done with the sonobe module and about 46 pieces of paper. And some glue – I wanted it to last.
She left me a voicemail and said she thought it was hilarious – couldn’t stop laughing. Her colleagues are amazed by the pi(e) and want to know how I made it. I think they’d be surprised how little there is to it. The office she works in does some university outreach – maybe I’ll be called on to make a logo. 🙂

Binary number


Yesterday, on the drive home, my car’s odometer reached 111,111. When I started to get close, I got my phone ready to take a picture.

It was stupid, I know. Raining, wet pavement, heavy highway traffic – and my phone kept trying to go into power save mode. At 111,110 I got ready and just after it ticked over I got the shot, saved it, and set my phone down.
I got away with it – no incidents on the road. Silly, I guess, but I’m a big fan of binary numbers and the almost zen-like quality those 1’s and 0’s have.

chocolate, smell, lemonade

I headed across campus to a meeting in one of the classroom buildings and as I entered I saw a table for the Liberation in Progress group. They were doing a bake sale/chocolate fundraiser and as I passed, one of the women there asked if I wanted a “chocolate vagina”.

I politely replied, “No thank you,”
Now, I’m a fan of feminism and I think it’s great that these women are working towards this cause, but… really? A chocolate vagina? Even if I wasn’t running late to a meeting, was that the phrase that would make me rush right over? It was damn odd.
After work, I headed to the pool to get in my laps. The locker room, when I entered, was pretty much like a locker room -though a bit messier with the presence of the high school swim team practicing. When I got out of the pool and went back in to get changed – there was an unholy funk in the air. The worst concentrated body oder that a human being could produce. I nearly threw up – it was that bad. Now, I understand as males, we sweat more than women. And the sweat is funky. And it makes the clothes funky. And if I was in the air instead of the water, I wouldn’t be 100% fresh either after my workout. But then I take a shower and take my clothes home and wash them. It’s not rocket science, guys.
Finally, I went to TGI Friday’s this evening and tried to order the made-fresh lemonade to drink. The server said that most people didn’t like it. I pretty much had to insist that I get a chance to try it. And, though it was strong, I liked it. When I finished my first glass, she asked if I wanted water – apparently amazed that I finished the glass and assuming that I couldn’t handle a second glass. I asked instead for a refill and finished that as well – mostly to prove a point.
I think this marks the only time when a server has actually tried to talk me out of an order.
And now it’s late and I though I’m off work tomorrow, I need to take a shower and get to sleep. I hope that I don’t dream about anything in this entry.

job

My room-mate got fired from his job yesterday. His boss had “cause”, but not really. A mistake was made and instead of working around it and dealing with it, his boss decided to escalate the situation and made things worse to the point of the firing. Everyone, however, gets screwed since his boss has now gotten demoted to cover what my room-mate was doing and pretty much everyone else wants to quit now. Not to mention the customers that will suffer because don’t have someone who cares.

So, he’s pretty down at the moment, but it may be an opportunity for him to do something new and expand his horizons. I’m trying to be supportive as he figures out his next step.

baby in a box

Last weekend, I went to visit my parents to celebrate my Mom’s birthday. My sister and her family came over as well and we got to spend some quality time with my niece. She’s crawling like crazy now and can easily stand on her own with some support. She’s also got a sort of walking toy that she likes to push. It won’t be long before she’s walking on her own.

I got my Mom a bracelet and made her some earrings. We all went together and got her a waffle maker – which she used for Sunday morning breakfast.
I also go my niece a toy ball that plays music and rolls around on its own. She seemed to enjoy it a lot. We also got a big cardboard box out for her to explore. She was hesitant on that a bit, but got to enjoy it as well. Eventually, we put her in the box so she could stand up and hold onto the side and she really liked that.
We didn’t really do much, but it was nice hanging out with the crew.

with great power

I found out today that one of my colleagues had her baby this past Saturday. Her actual due date and doctor’s appointment was this week so she was a little early. I had seen her on Friday while I was dressed up as the quite scary Count Orlok – and startled her. Hours later, her baby is born early. Coincidence? Or did I scare her into labor? 🙂

First the car accident and now this – just how influential was my costume? I need to be more careful and clearly less awesome.

Pumpkin 2010


I can’t really call it a jack-o-lantern – but it’s still a pumpkin. Not my idea – I saw it on the net – but it’s still pretty clever and it turned out well. I think Dad will appreciate the humor as well.

Halloween walk around 2010 – Count Orlok

This year I went for scary – all the way scary. The party last week didn’t really capture what I was going for – and my fangs fell out – but for the big day, Count Orlok was ready to scare the crap out of people.

I got up early – and got my room-mate up early as well to help me out. Shaved head, whiteout contacts, fangs, white make over the whole thing. Black pants, black shoes, black umbrella – claws on my fingers.
I made my rounds in the computer center to start, then out on campus for the day. I covered a lot of ground and visited a lot of people. My friends took some amazing photos:
I snuck up on a few people and got some good scares – and I may or may not have caused a traffic accident. I was walking down a street and several cars past me – and then one rear-ended another at a traffic light. No one was hurt – but I had a moment where I thought I might have distracted a driver. I considered approaching and trying to help, but thought that a vampire might not be welcome. I came back through later when the police were there and no one gave me a second glance. So, it wasn’t me.
I was wiped out by the end of the day – when I got home, I took a long shower and almost napped. (I’m not very good at napping).
I bounced back pretty quickly and I’m already planning for next year. 🙂 But no hints.

Trunk or treat

Last Thursday, I got invited to go to and help out at a local Trunk or Treat – a community/university based trick or treat at a school’s parking lot. I found out about the event from a former supervisor who called me and told me the coordinator asked her if she knew who “that guy was that dressed up in the great costumes every year”. Her response was “know him? I hired him!”

So, I went with a couple of her colleagues and dressed up as Zombie Hello Kitty from last year – I didn’t want to scare the kids. We handed out a ton of candy and I did end up scared a few kids – but hey, so did Zippy. On one side were some folks from the rec center dressed as cheesy aerobics instructors – I joined them for a few jumping jacks. On the other side, the UAPD were giving out candy and stickers. I went over and helped them with some gang signs – with my giant 4 fingered cartoon gloves.
When the event was over, I headed back to my car and then went to get my hair cut. The hairstylist was amused by my huge shoes – but then made short work of my hair to get me ready for my annual walk around on campus.

party and hiccups

I went to a Halloween party over the weekend with some friends. I won a prize for my costume and had a nice time – though I ended up staying far later than I had anticipated. Didn’t get to bed until almost 3:30 in the morning. I slept in the next day, but it was still rough to get back on track.

On Sunday, my room-mate got the hiccups and it lasted pretty much all day. One of his methods to try and get rid of them was to gulp air and then belch. Now, I’m a guy and – like babies – I appreciate the value of a good belch. But, I have to say, I actually started to get grossed out by the belching. It was impressive.
He tried peanut butter, drinking water, gasping, and several other methods before temporarily getting rid of them by holding his breath. They came back later and lasted into the night. I tried to get him to relax and eventually ignore them, but it didn’t help. They finally went away yesterday – though he did throw up blood at one point.
I guess he’s okay now, but it was pretty rough. And it didn’t help that there was a story on the news about a girl that hiccups for 5 days, went crazy, and killed someone. Luckily, if it came down to that, I’m better armed.
Work has been very stressful these past couple days and again the biggest problem is people getting in the way of their own success. I had to take myself for a walk this afternoon to calm down a bit before I dove back into my email. Fortunately, the day is almost done and I’ll be headed out of here soon. There are pumpkins to be carved at home and video games to be played.

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