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"Fight them like a peptide"

Very foggy this morning, crossing the “Y” bridge (so named for it’s shape when seen from above, though the official name is “The All American Bridge”) I couldn’t see Akron until I was right up on it. First a wall of cloud, then the red of the stop light, then suddenly buildings appeared. Weird, but cool.

Saw a traffic accident recently. I was behind a car at a stop light and there was a car next to him in the other lane. The light turned green and both cars started going – assuming that the crazy lady in the cross traffic was going to stop, given that she had a red light by this point. Well, she didn’t. She plowed right out into traffic and the guy in front of me slammed on his brakes to get stopped. She realized that she was doing it wrong and stopped too, but then decided to clear out of the intersection. Unfortunatly, the guy next to the one in front of me assumed that her stopping was a more permante thing and accelerated. And plowed right into the side of her car. I waited a moment until I could see everyone get out of their cars – unhurt but clearly pissed off. And then I carefully drove around them. It was the morning of the rainbow, though I doubt there’s a connection – despite what Kermit might say.

Had a dream last night – actually several dreams but I can only remember part of one.

I was about to cross a zombie infested wasteland from the outpost to the main encampment and the guard at the outpost shouted out to me, “Remember what Mike Tyson said – Fight them like a peptide!”

For those of you playing along at home:

pep·tide – Any of various natural or synthetic compounds containing two or more amino acids linked by the carboxyl group of one amino acid to the amino group of another.

I strongly doubt Iron Mike would have said anything like that – but I got the feeling that the dream was in the future. So, it’s possible that Mr. Tyson took an Organic Chemistry course while in prison and learned a few new things. And even if he did, it still doesn’t make any sense.

In any case, a zombie nightmare does not bode well. For those just joining us, I have a zombie phobia and a zombie dream usually means that I’m under some stress and I’m not dealing with it well. Or maybe it’s the sinus infection I’m fighting.

Back to work…

Haircut and updated link

Got my haircut the day before yesterday. Went to BestCuts – but not the BestCuts I normally go to. This one is closer to my home and I figured I’d save some time. I went in and signed in – then waited for someone to appear. And then, just for something to do, I waited a little bit more. Really regretting not bringing any paper to fold. Finally, a woman strolls out from the back and says I can have a seat in one of the stylists chairs and “betty” will be right out. So I sat in the chair and waited some more. Finally, Betty ambled out from the back room. She was a fearsome woman…with huge hair. Just huge. It had it’s own gravity, in defiance of normal physics.

But the strangest was the accent. It was Deep, deep, deep dark south, by way of George Bush’s Texas (he’s an idiot, incidentally, by way of the 5th or 6th circle of hell. And she mumbled – and talked constantly – kind of like that Rose is a Rose is a Rose stream-of-conscious thing. I was reduced to smiling and nodding – which would have put my ears at a serious risk if she hadn’t been using the clippers.

When all was said and blissfully done, the haircut turned out okay. Of course, I got the whole things buzzed evenly down to level one. Tough to screw that up. I paid in cash, and got my ass outta there before she launched into yet another mindless exposition.

It’s always an adventure.

Oh, I also updated my web page with a link to this new blog – and posted a PDF of the sayings and quotes on my wall at work.

Approximately Equal To

Time for a new blog – why not? I’m calling this one “Approximately Equal To” – which is also the name for the symbol that I’m getting tattooed on me at some point. I was really torn between that and some kind of I Ching symbol. But, this one wins out. Might even add a circle to make it look more Eye of Horus-like.

Saw a rainbow the other day on the ride to work. Simple, but beautiful. The rest of the day defined “crappy”, but the morning was good. Inspired me to order the Muppet 25th Anniversary Collection on CD. The Rainbow Connection has always been one of my favorite songs.

Time for a late lunch. More later.

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