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Polar Bear Jump – 2013

See  how I put the date in the title?  As though I might do this again.  Ha!

The day of the jump, I dressed in easily-removed layers and donned my red checkered wrist-band (from the check-in the day before).  My friend drove me there and we arrived around noon – anticipating a crowded parking lot.   But the parking was no big deal and we had a couple hours to kill.  We hiked around the park a bit and did some people watching.  We met up with some friends and chatted a bit to pass the time.  The crowd began to gather and as the 2:00 hour approached, the excitement began to build.

At ten til, I took off my coat and shirt.  I said I wanted to be ready when my wristband color was called, but really I was just excited and nervous.  I started jumping around to keep blood going and because they had really good music.

At four til, I took off my pants.  Now all I had was my blue square cut speedo (very tasteful) and my aqua shoes.  A few others made ready as well and some wore costumes.  There was Captain Planet, Superman, two guys in body paint tuxedos  and a group in form-fitting spandex.  There was the Joker and more grass skirts than you could shake a stick at.   And when two women walked by, one said that her friend wanted to smack my butt.   Saucy!  Her friend, of course, was mortified, but I took it as a compliment.

Now all that was left to do was wait until they called my wrist-band.

American Flag – nope.
Blue Checker – nope.
Neon Green checker – nope.
Neon Orange checker – nope.
Purple checker – Are you kidding me?!?

Finally, Red checker.  I handed off my glasses, made sure that my friends had the “Your pants are over here, stupid,” flag that I’d made at the ready so I could find them, and headed for the jumper corral.

I walked the plank – literally – out to the docks extended from the beach.   At end of the dock, I held my breathe and jumped.

The cold water hit and in that burst I realized that I had never ever been anywhere near that cold. It redefined the idea of cold for me and took my breath away.  I surfaced and half swam, half waded my way back to the shore.  I quickly found my friends and started to dry off.  Gathering my clothes, I headed to the heated tent to get changed.  I finished drying off, got dressed quickly, and other than some cold toes I was mostly recovered.

Leaving the tent, I chatted with another of my friends and then we headed back to the car to go meet up with my former co-worker and his family for an early dinner.    After the meal at Chipotle, his wife gave me a quick hug before telling me she was cold and had to get in the car.  I shook my head and told her, “No, you aren’t cold” – earning me a laugh.

A large hot chocolate and a hot bath later and I was back to normal.

Will I do this again next year?  Hmmmm…

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