Month: October 2009

phrase, lazy

On my hurried walk up to the pool for my mid-day swim (only 18 laps, I was in a hurry – as I may have mentioned) I heard the following fragment of a conversation. Spoken as clear as the day is long – and keep in mind it’s Monday, the longest day of the week – I quote the phrase exactly and in its entirety:

“He pooped on Amanda”
I have no idea what that exactly that refers to. If it was a baby or a puppy, well, it’s almost cute. Anything else, and well, gross. In any case, poor Amanda.
On the way back from my swim, I saw the most lazy thing I’ve ever seen. Even more lazy than in that Jumper movie where the guy teleports to the other side of the couch because the remote is out of reach.
I saw a person in a power wheelchair crusing down the walkway at a pretty good clip – with a person seated on the back of the chair between the handles. Now, I have no way of knowing if this second person was able to walk on their own, but I strongly suspect that they were perfectly capable of walking or even pushing the chair if it came down to it. Lazy.
Almost meeting time… back to work…

darko, game

I watched Donnie Darko and S. Darko (the sequel) over the weekend – back to back. The first was excellent, the second was pretty good – time travel, alternate universes, the end of the world, teen-age psychopathic activity – but watching them both in one day may have been a mistake. I had some seriously f*cked-up dreams this morning. Like it was personally my fault that reality was falling apart. I was never so happy to have to get up and go to work.

I played a bit more of “Folklore” for the PS3. Had to fight a big sea monster – it involved electrocuting him, cutting off his tail when he was thus stunned, and finally shooting rockets at his head and then ripping his “id” out. Oh, and cowering in a corner in between attacks. With a force-field.
Better get back to work – going to be a busy day.
later…

costume, law

I went looking for supplies yesterday for my Halloween costume and was very successful. Got a few items that I’ll be able to use next year as well – if I’m careful. While I was out and about though, I had the opportunity to see several cases of “the Law in action”

In one busy and crowded store, as I was about to check out, a customer in line reported that his daughter was missing. A nearby customer reported seeing her in the children’s section reading a book. So, off he went to find her while the clerks called in a very disorganized “code ADAM”. There were several calls back and forth across the loud speakers before finally got her description and name – important things especially for the ones standing at the door. The father found her in short order and the code was cancelled – though a few people were still looking for her until they too got the update. Good that they had a plan – but it wasn’t well executed.
On the way home, I saw two cars pulled over. Not that unusual in itself, but maybe a little odd for the location and the time of day.
Went out to Burger King for dinner and saw a police office’s car – with lights going – almost, but not entirely blocking the entrance. The car in front of me edged on past him and I did the same. When I got my car parked I turned and saw that the officer had a teen-aged guy up against a minivan with all the doors open. The officer quickly frisked the guy and then marched him around to the back of the police car. There was a guy in another mini-van talking animatedly on his phone. He didn’t have any food in there that I could see and I’m guessing he was part of the “incident”. I went in, got my food, and left.
Very early this morning, I woke up to hear what sounded like dog barking in the house. I half thought it was somehow the neighbors dog had gotten out of there place and into ours. When I investigated it turned out that my room-mate was awake and had been blowing his nose.
Yes, it sounded like dogs barking. He reported that he heard a gunshot and that was what woke him up. I’m inclined to believe that he was dreaming, but we do have some wooded areas near the apartment and some neighbors – if the local walmart can be used as an indicator – that are not very refined.
I’ll concede that not all the events was directly related to law enforcement – but they could be connected without much effort. I’ll wrap up this post with one more not-quite-connected thing – tomorrow we relaunch the School of Law’s website. Coincidence? Ummm…yeah, most likely.
later…

paddle

There were only two lanes open in the pool today – the rest of the pool was taken up by a kayak class. There were quite a few out there paddling around and it occurred to me that the phrase, “Up the creek without a paddle” isn’t really accurate. If you’re up the creek – that is, upstream from your starting point, you can at least drift back with the help of the current even if you don’t have a paddle. However, if you’re down the creek, well, the problem is only going to get worse as you get further and further away from where you started with no way of controlling or reversing your movement.

Just something that occurred to me.

nerd

I’ve crossed a line recently, falling from the safe haven of geek-dom to full blown nerd. Not physically, I don’t have tape on my glasses or a pocket protector. But my mental state is on shaky ground. Evidence…

1. Getting ready to leave the Chipotle parking lot yesterday, I started my car only to have it fail. The steering wheel locked up, some – but not all – of the warning lights came on, and the car wouldn’t go. I was still in the space so I quickly turned off the car, then started it again. It behaved normally from then on. I referred to this later as “rebooting” my car.
2. We were discussing “under construction” webpage and how much we don’t like them. We compared them to newspapers with blank pages, or movies with missing sections. One of my co-workers said it was like going to see Up! in 3-d only to find that the movie was actually Hannah Montana. I said it was like the movie was “redirected”
3. Finally, my car has recently crossed the 100,000 mile mark and I’ve been noticing and noting every time the number are binary – and how I’ll be sad when 111,112 comes around and it will never be binary again.
I’m considering professional help.
later…

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